Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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