After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
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New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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