I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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