Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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