he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Randomize
