And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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