Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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