just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
now i know why i became what i already was.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
