Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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