Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
We are all done wearing pants today
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more