we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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