Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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