OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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