last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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