Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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