Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
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