susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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