Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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