I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
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Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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