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(203): View more from Connecticut

The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.

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(815): View more from Illinois

He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.

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(410): View more from Maryland

She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.

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(360): View more from Washington

Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?

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(718): View more from New York

She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS

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(909): View more from California

the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe

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(916): View more from California

Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?

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