No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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