just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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