Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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