new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Is Oprah even human
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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