We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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