We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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