I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Randomize