did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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