Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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