why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
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Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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