It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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