No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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