i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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