East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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