can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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