ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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