I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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