apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I have feelings that need drinking.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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