Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I would ride that face into the sunset
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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