wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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