This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
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