A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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