You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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