he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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