wat bout pragnant strippers??
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I just found puke in my bra..
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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