I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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