how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I AM VODKA MAN
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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