I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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