i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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