so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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