talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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