people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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