Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
